Breakheart Pass is a train wreck of a Western mystery, but Bronson’s squint saves it. Meanwhile, parenting a class full of sugar-fueled kids feels like dodging plot twists without a script!
The Meg: A Cinematic Shark-Attack of Absurd Glory
The Meg is a true guilty pleasure of mine. It also holds the dubious distinction of making me watch the entire movie whenever its on screen. No matter where the movie is in the plot, The Meg delivers. There is only one other Jason Statham movie that I've watched completely, and that is the maniacal... Continue Reading →
Biceps, Bombs, and Bad Puns: Commando’s Glorious ’80s Excess
Commando (1985) is an over-the-top action film featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger as John Matrix, a former soldier on a mission to rescue his kidnapped daughter. The movie is a celebration of '80s excess, filled with cheesy one-liners, absurd plot points, and explosive action sequences, making it a joyful and entertaining experience.
Total Recall: Arnie’s Red Planet Rampage
In 1990s Madurai, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall was more than a sci-fi hit—it was a mind-bending escape packed with guns, grit, and Mars mayhem. This love letter revisits Arnie’s iconic role as Quaid, blending nostalgia with the film’s wild, timeless charm. From mullets to mutant shootouts, it’s a pulpy ride that still rules.
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