Look, if you told me five years ago that my favorite genre of movies was the kind where Don Lee (the human equivalent of a refrigerator with feelings) suplexes a nine-tailed fox spirit through a convenience store kimchi display, I’d have called you a shaman. Demon Hunters is that movie. It’s Train to Busan on... Continue Reading →
Riddick-ulous: How Vin Diesel Outruns Physics, Bioraptors, and Good Writing
When the World Ends, At Least We Won’t Have Emails (Or Good Acting). The Therapeutic Allure of Apocalyptic Cinema In an era where daily life often feels like an endless cycle of trivial obligations—commutes, emails, and fleeting distractions—apocalyptic films offer a peculiar form of solace. Philosophers of modern psyche have noted that imagining total collapse... Continue Reading →
Riding the Rails of Absurdity: Breakheart Pass Meets Parent Politics
Breakheart Pass is a train wreck of a Western mystery, but Bronson’s squint saves it. Meanwhile, parenting a class full of sugar-fueled kids feels like dodging plot twists without a script!
Revisiting Burton’s Batman: Operatic and Delicious Thrills For Mid-Life Drudgery
I had recently quit work to take a long-ish break. I have been working for a couple of decades now, and for someone who isn't always motivated solely by money, that's a long time in the SaaS business. I see young people screaming and creaming over their little soulless technological Lego sets they've built. Looking... Continue Reading →
The Meg: A Cinematic Shark-Attack of Absurd Glory
The Meg is a true guilty pleasure of mine. It also holds the dubious distinction of making me watch the entire movie whenever its on screen. No matter where the movie is in the plot, The Meg delivers. There is only one other Jason Statham movie that I've watched completely, and that is the maniacal... Continue Reading →
Basin City Blues: A Hard-Boiled Ode to Sin
"Sin City" (2005) is a gritty adaptation of Frank Miller's graphic novels, praised for its striking visuals and compelling storytelling. It features a range of unique characters, including Bruce Willis’ noble cop and Mickey Rourke’s monstrous antihero. With a blend of noir themes and intense violence, it immerses viewers in a chaotic, darkly vibrant world.
Who Watches the Watchmen? Snyder’s Brutal, Polarizing Vision
Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ Watchmen revolutionized superhero narratives, exploring complex themes of morality, power, and sacrifice in a gritty alternate 1985. Zack Snyder’s film adaptation, while visually striking, struggles with pacing and clarity, often overshadowing deeper messages. It’s a provocative work, offering a challenging, imperfect reflection on heroism within a flawed world.
Biceps, Bombs, and Bad Puns: Commando’s Glorious ’80s Excess
Commando (1985) is an over-the-top action film featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger as John Matrix, a former soldier on a mission to rescue his kidnapped daughter. The movie is a celebration of '80s excess, filled with cheesy one-liners, absurd plot points, and explosive action sequences, making it a joyful and entertaining experience.
Total Recall: Arnie’s Red Planet Rampage
In 1990s Madurai, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall was more than a sci-fi hit—it was a mind-bending escape packed with guns, grit, and Mars mayhem. This love letter revisits Arnie’s iconic role as Quaid, blending nostalgia with the film’s wild, timeless charm. From mullets to mutant shootouts, it’s a pulpy ride that still rules.
Fargo: Falling Short of Its Masterpiece Reputation
If the title doesn't convey what I was going for, this movie is overrated. I even debated whether I should spend time documenting watching a movie that I did not like. After all, I did not write about The BarberShop or The Bourne Identity too. But then the movie's reputation gives it a sheen that... Continue Reading →
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